The internet was full of small dick energy today as the usual suspects drew their tiny swords. Elon Musk, Greta Thunberg, and Andrew Tate are Twitter's main characters today - as the platform has become the worst (best) reality show of 2022.

I’m not brainwashed!! pic.twitter.com/4kx61uu4yy

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 28, 2022

As he usually does, Elon started the day by arguing with a reply guy over a meme. Here's how it went down.

Maybe not, but you've got the impulse control of a toddler.
I really hope you've got some secret plan, but as it stands now, you paid the most ever to be the biggest internet troll.

— Peter Kacandes (@ElGrecoSF) December 28, 2022

Then with the grace and humility of a 9-year-old at recess, Elon responded with this insecure tweet.

And you have tiny testicles!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 28, 2022

Just a friendly reminder that a 51-year-old bought Twitter for $44 billion just to become the most trolled person in the history of the internet.

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com https://t.co/V8geeVvEvg

— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) December 28, 2022

But Elon wasn't the only one with tiny dicks on his mind this morning as Greta Thunberg clapped back at Andrew Tate with a roast for the ages. And Tate, being the alpha that he is, couldn't help but scold the 19-year-old. Happy New Year!